Yahoo!'s Cover Feature

When I saw this, this morning, I had to giggle.

Aug 23, 2007


Tips to add 'curb
appeal'
Experts and people on the street offer easy
ways to improve your home's landscaping.

Yes, having a fit, attractive woman in our front yard --even if she weren't doing yardwork --WOULD make it more appealing from the curb.

My husband agrees and would like to know if she's available. He adds that neither price nor landscaping skills -- or lack thereof -- will be a concern.

Mom's Midlife Convertible

’Twas the middle of summer
When we ran to the yard
Yelling, “Hey look, Dad,
Mom’s got a car!”

It was as cute as a bulldog,
Just cozy for 4.
You could feel the gs (whee!)
When her foot hit the floor.

But when she drove us to school,
The neighbors would stare
‘Cause she did it topless
While drying her hair.

Nowadays she loves gas stations.
She just loves to pass ‘em.
One question, Dad,
What’s a car-gasm?

We heard her exclaim it
As she caught each green light
Singing, “I’ve got Mini Cooper! --
And a really great life!”